funch

According to Rawson's dictionary of euphemisms, funch is having sex at lunchtime.

Do you want to meet for funch today?

by Emlyn G. Vole October 22, 2003

fuctuplets

Unnaturally large number of siblings born at one (i.e., quadruplets, sextuplets, septuplets, octuplets) created by the abuse of reproductive technology (such as taking too many fertility drugs, implanting multiple embryos). Humans bodies are not built for litters of more than three, and these unfortunate kids are always born prematurely, usually suffer chronic health and developmental problems their entire life, and often die.
Also known as "freaklitters"

"Did you hear about that California woman who's brought her spawn total up to 14 by giving birth to another freaklitter? Those poor fuctuplets"

by ratscabies February 2, 2009

fully functional

A term used to describe a pre-op transexual who can still ejaculate semen out of their penis.

TS Girl: "I've got a 7 inch lollypop and I'm fully functional."

by wordfacts April 14, 2010

funching

the act of finding a cold spot in your bed or back side of your pillow while sleeping.

I was sound asleep and awoke to find myself funching!

by Mitchgitch December 28, 2007

functional high

When you use a vape (mflb) to smoke bud and it hit's just right and you are able to go out and be high with people around, but no one notices.

Person: Dude how are you able to go out a be yourself and still be high?
Me: I use a (mflb) and it hit's just right, so it gives me a functional high.

by Andy'sCandy October 9, 2016

High-Functioning Homeless

Someone who has a stable job, disposable income and active lifestyle but does not have a primary residence.

Joe has chosen to be High-Functioning Homeless. He works and goes out with friends all the time and when he’s not traveling (like a boss), he sleeps in a trailer or at an AirBnB.

by urbancamper510 March 11, 2020

funito

Refers to the term fun. Experiencing more fun either in Texas with people with hispanic decent or having more fun. Using "ito" refers to something smaller in the Spanish language. Used here means the opposite, more fun. Slang term. Also, to enphasize the word use spanish words like muy, mucho, etc.

You should have come to the bar last night, it was muy funito!

by Blair Pentecost September 7, 2006