Finchy

This is a nickname for someone who has a four-inch penis. A four-inch penis, especially among high school students is considered to be very small. Anyone who has this nickname must have a very small penis. You simply combine the "F" in the word "four" with the word "inch" and add the "y" at the end for comical relief.

Tommy must really live up to the name Finchy because every girl that he has been with says he has a tiny dick!

by SmoochyPoo October 30, 2018

Finchy

Some queer looking German woman with a faggish looking hairdo and crackwhore looking piercings/tattoos

He is SOOO KEH-YUTE!!!
Uhm no, Finchy much?

by James B Oned April 10, 2009

Funchkin

Like a munchkin, but fun.

A fun munchkin, if you wish.

Steph is a funchkin, Alex is not.

by Heyeyeyeye1 October 19, 2013

Futchy

The best man in the world. Hes my Futchy, the best Futch around

Hes my futchy, there is no better man in the world to be futched by.

by Amothy July 4, 2018

funches

An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

by jack spencer December 13, 2003

funch

To have a good time while eating lunch, a fun lunch.

Today, Tom and Steve went off campus for lunch, turns out, they had a funch!

by Andy Hollister September 29, 2005

Funch

To hunch someone in the face (sexual relations to another's face). Also applicable to oral sex.

I funched my Girlfriend last night.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 28, 2007