Call the judge and get some fudge

Call the judge and get some fudge
Are you okay?

Nope.
Are you a doctor?
Maybe
Where's your MD?
Mah dick
Your DM
You tryna slide in the DMs
PARDON!?!?!??!?!?
You tryna slide in the DMs
What the fuck are you talkin about
You know, Twitter?
YUP.

by jwbdfjxkshsb November 23, 2021

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fidget nigger

A fidget nigger is the type of fool who done found where the white women at and gets tossed like a damn salad before living the rest of his days as an Alabama wind chime

Who wants to make a fidget nigger?

by Thatdamnnukekid June 7, 2017

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Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.

by Takearide90 July 8, 2019

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fudge-sickle

A curse word that grasps the essence of the riskay "f" sound, while keeping the sharp outcry of the "sickle". While many believe that this is just a substitute for the f word, they are wrong. The f word is a substitute for this word, the golden profanity of all curses and swears ever.

"Ah, fudge-sickles!", she cried, as her fingers were chopped off.

"That is so fudge-sickling stupid!"

by Katalinacat May 2, 2015

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