1- Trump is fucked, and he is also super racist.
2- We also lost our equipment in the river, and also none of us know how to swim, we are totally fucked.
3- I fucked my girlfriend last night.
Girl- "Where do you live?"
Boy- "I live in the United States."
Girl- "Hey, your president is that fucked guy."
Boy- "Unfortunately, yep."
Girl- "Oh. Bummer."