Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021

How does 'get fucked' sound?

A sarcastic expression used to indicate a persons lack of desire to do something.

Mother: Son, why don't you go and do your homework?
Son: Mum, how does 'get fucked' sound!?

Smart person 1: Hey man, let's go to that Miley Cyrus gig!
Smart person 2: Hey man, how does 'get fucked' sound?
Smart person 1: haha, yeah true dat.

by smarter than your mum March 30, 2009

Fucked out

Being worn out from being fucked all day

Man we're fucked out

by Miao tai chi July 4, 2019

fuckedupedness

1. The state of being surrounded by totally fucked up shit.
2. Being consumed by a crowd of people who don't have a clue.
3. Only moments from having to deal with law enforcement because of others dumb-ass actions.

Dave- "Dude we gotta go, this party is hittin a hard 8 on the fuckedupedness scale"

Scott- "No shit, you can smell the fuckedupedness in the air. It's only a matter of time before the man shows up"

by TEXDOC July 8, 2006

Grin-fucked

In business when someone smiles and shakes your hand assuring you that they have heard and will act upon your recommendation or concerns when in truth you have already been ignored and dismissed.

Manager Bob: "Our associates will not repond positively to further cuts in their benefits. I strongly recommend against it."

Executive Dick: (Smiling, shaking Bob's hand and massaging his shoulder)"Thanks Bob, we'll take that under advisement. You know our employees are our most important asset."

Dick then processes Bob's pink slip and cuts non-management benefits by 30%.

by Krace September 14, 2004

Peruvian Bear Fucker

The product of Cap Hansen’s- Bellingham, WA - a Peruvian Bear Fucker (a.k.a. PBF) is a cocktail consisting of a splash of OJ, half glass of the freshest award winning PBR and a shot of Captain Morgan dropped in the beer. It’s the cocktail made famous in Bellingham which is also mightily served at The Blue Abode Bar. If you were to try and order this drink in Seattle the bartender will assume you are from Bellingham.

Bartender make me a Peruvian bear fucker and everyone else at the rail. Bear fuckers for all!

That bear fucker wrecked me last night.

by Duhast September 2, 2021

Mental fucked

When a boater doesn't know how to say Mentally retarded, he just mixes up two random curse words and puts them together.

kid 1: What's 1+1?

Boater: Mental fucked.

by Niglet12345689 August 21, 2011