ftw

ftw is mostly know as for the win. Some noobs may call it for the world. However most people would slap them and say they know nothing because ftw means for the win and like the opposite ftl means for the lose. Even though it is commonly mistaken for for the loss.

Sarah: Amwit you're ftw. Woot.

Amwit: I know, I know, aren't I awesome?

Sarah: -nods- yes, yes you are. You keep thinking that -patshead-

by Nubcake2009 March 27, 2009

ftw

for the win

saying something is the best.

tom:yay the la lakers won
jen:ftw.

by megastar34 March 7, 2009

ftw

Free The Worms. Worms have been used as bait and reptile food for too long, Free The Worms

Fisher 1: Alright, time to start fishing!

Fisher 2: Wait... Are those worms? FTW!!!

Fisher 1: Yeah, worms.

Fisher: OMG!! Ftw u pig oml wtf omg use dairy free, vegan, vegetarian, non gmo, sugar free, gluten free crackers that do not include red dye 2,5 or yellow dye 1,4 . UGH !

by kaojiuma January 21, 2018

ftw

Fuck(ed)
The
Wall

When someone hasnt got anyone to sex, they go && sex the wall.

Person 1: Hey guess what? this is hilarious
Person 2: ok ? what?
Person 1: My bro went && ftw.
Person 2: did he win?
Person 1: eh?
Person 2: You said he went ftw.
Person 1: Yeah....? it was really funny, he didnt know we were there HAHA
Person 2: Why would it be funny?
Person 1: uh well not something you do everyday.
Person 2: it is
Person 1: oh get lost.

Person 1 signed off at 7:57pm

by HelloImNice February 29, 2008

ftw

Means For the Wenis. Usually used by gay impersonaters of William Wallace.

Instead of yelling "Freedom!" to troops, one would yell "FTW!", and get trampled by a homosexual mob.

by Stratiotis July 29, 2008

ftw

for the wolf

its ftw. For the wolf

by redrobot00 August 31, 2010

ftw

fut the whuck?

in text or chat: ftw? or ftw! fut the whuck! (just reversing the first sounds of the words, for emphasis)

by malitosis April 18, 2009