Fruit

Something or someone dumb

Dave is a fruit

by _E_m_m_a_jane April 29, 2017

The Fruit

A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.

Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)

by Zeph The God November 23, 2020

Fruit

Something you would eat with custard

Treacle tart is a Fruit

by tomdartmoor March 28, 2022

fruits

Refers to a male's testicles.

Damn bitch! Get of my fruits!

by FlyingJ December 3, 2004

Fruit

Someone who is a tool, douche, fag, loser, weirdo, or freak, etc...

n. What a fruit!
Michael is a fruit.

by olivepip January 9, 2009

Fruits

A food source that is not eaten or consumed, but is 'taken'. An excellent source of vitamins & nutrition.

The meal is finished. Your host asks 'Do you take fruits?' If you answer in the negative, you will be asked 'You don't take fruits?'

by The Good English Speaking Society October 25, 2004

fruite

1. the misspelling of the word "fruit"

2. a new term for one badass motherfucker (Pronounced: fru-tay)

1. *On IM*
Person 1: lolz. i dont like fruite
Person 2: you mean fruit?
Person 1: duuhhh

2. Jessica: That guy is one BA mofo.
Hallie: Yeah. He's such a fruite.

by TheInsaneRoflcopter October 21, 2010