When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.
by mayalex September 19, 2021
Get the French Fry Smilemug. A mental boner for the french fries you are dreaming of eating. Can be used for short or long-term, although french fry boners do eventually turn into french fry blue balls.
"I need you to stop talking about your asshole because you're killing my french fry boner. All I want are my goddamned fries, stop ruining this for me." this is almost exactly how the word was first discovered
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
"What do you want for lunch?"
"I've had a french fry boner all day, let's get burgers."
by AngryPomegranate March 30, 2021
Get the French fry bonermug. drive thru: Hi welcome to ------ how may I help you?
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place
person: Hi I'd like a cheeseburger and a small drink
Drive Thru: alright that'll be $2.10 please pull to the second window
preson: *drives* *pays* oh wait where are the fries
Drive thru: oh I'm sorry they must have forgotten to put it on the receipt what size did you want?
Person: large
Drive thru: ok I'll get that rel quick
person: *troll face* hehehe I'm totally french frying this place
by Dante7777 July 30, 2013
Get the French Fryingmug. “Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”
“Yeah that sounds like him.”
by LogiBogy May 20, 2022
Get the Texas French Frymug. A french fry is a crusty penis usually of small size, crusty meaning flakes of skin that's hard and brakes off.
by i dont know what to say on thu February 26, 2019
Get the french frymug. by frenchfryguy October 31, 2018
Get the french fry piemug. He is a boy who is tall kinda looks like a French fry always call some one tall a French fry boy not if there black stupid.
by Maskman December 6, 2021
Get the French fry boymug.