Fontanese

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

Fortarded

Fortarded is essentially retarded FORTRAN. This generally can be taken to mean any FORTRAN versions predating Fortran 90. Although a dedicated FORTRAN programmer can write Fortarded in any version of FORTRAN.

"THE CODE IS YELLING AT ME! IT MUST BE FORTARDED"

"if q = q * q * q * q, you may have some Fortarded on your hands"

by The Iraqi Beef January 13, 2014

fostalize

v. fos ta lize. A neologism, said from the view point of a sex worker (SW) to describe the predicament in which they find themselves following the promulgation of USA laws FOSTA and SESTA of 2018. The word is derived from the more prominent law's acronym. The two laws were passed, ostensibly, to interdict the occurrence of nonconsensual sex trafficking; in other words to combat sex slavery--often of minors. SW's--most of whom do not consider themselves needing rescue; and their activity they consider to be adult and mutually consensual--feel affected as innocent bystanders. (Oh, yes; SW's also consider themselves innocent). For SW's these laws have greatly degraded their ability to meet clients and vet clients for safety without encountering the ever present scrutiny of law enforcement. SW's have needed to re--occupy unsafe spaces; street solicitation has increased. The shuttering of such sites as Craigslist singles ads by FOSTA has affected SW's world-wide. Because, hey; most of them are single too.

Sex Worker Nicki Lee: "Hey Angel, did you hear that local law enforcement has begun to aggressively fostalize this weekend? Yea, they're squandering resources by running a sting operation and arresting nontrafficked SW's over on Maple Street."

Angel: "I heard they bein' charged with self traffickin' themselfs! Since when ur not here hoin', Nikki, in your vanilla day job, you bein' mayor of this city and all, can't you stop them from needin' ta fostalize us ho's like that? Damn...glad the police chief's my regular..."

by Im10734 January 13, 2019

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja

My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

by Pretend This is Somethin Funny November 29, 2020

Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018

glock fohtay

The Glock Fohtay is a way of holding a small arms type weapon. If a pistol is being utilized, then the weapon will be held sideways, instead of vertical. This is mainly done by "gangsters" and people who really cant shoot at all. (Gangsters actually made this since they stereotypically like to carry the Glock handguns in the .40 caliber round, hence Glock Fohtay) Now the way this is done with a rifle is a little different, yet sort of the same. The rifle will be flipped on its side now and shot in this position. It can also be shot like this above the head. Now even firther, such weapons as RPG's can be shot in the Glock Fohtay position be once again flipping the weapon on its side and firing. This has been exhibited by Liberians caught in a civil war. No one knows for sure why people would shoot like this, however, it sure does add some extra flamboyancy while taking out an enemy!

This Liberian freedom fighter is executing the Glock Fohtay shooting stance with his AK-47 while running down the street and swaggering.

by Mista Bojangles July 24, 2006

fattass

some one who eats non stop. thier idea of fun is eating... eating is there life they live to eat

taylor w is such a fattass, i spent the night at her house and she was like i kno what we can do and went to the fridge and got out a box of corn dogs and sed its snack time....

by pooop June 16, 2007