ford

For Ordinary Redneck Drivers first on race day for off road depenability flip over read directions adj. the best damn truck manufacturer on the planet. And the folks who built the ambulance that gonna come scrape your ass up after you wreck your junk honda,chevy,dodge,ect!!!!!!!!!!!!

no example needed quality speeks for itself

by BADRIVEROUTLAW March 29, 2004

ford

company that manipulates people into thinking the're the most prefered trucks on the road.

ford out sells chevys by about ten percent. so lets say these are last years sales figures x 1000

ford: 110
chevy: 100

oh, well i guess they DO out sell chevy....
...but wait!! arn't chevys and GMCs the same thing? Oh, yeah that's right.
here's their figures.

GMC: 60

okay, so mixed with chevy that's

Chevy + GMC: 160
Ford: 110

oh, darn, well it looks like General Motors outsells Ford by almost 50%. Sorry ford.

by 2fit661ca February 18, 2009

ford

a rich kid who talks about getting action, but does shit

That fords gotta talk the talk and walk the walk

by BigStud99069 March 11, 2008

ford

Piece of shit truck that are found on road dead, fixed or repaired daily, fucked on race day, fucker only runs downhill

The ford had to be fixed on race day

by chevyisawzum24 July 30, 2016

ford

Adjective
Used to describe a woman of loose moral standards/ a slutty whore.

Derived from ford escort.

That disgusting orange yoke over there is dressed so sluttily, what a total ford!

by snifflemonster August 25, 2011

Fording

A act of making a series of bad decisions or poor life choices in row similar to that of former Toronto mayor Rob Ford.

Man, I was totally Fording last night .. I don't remember what happened but then I checked my phone.

by 976tec9 March 21, 2017

Forded

To be an alcoholic. or to just get drunk or be drunk.

Lets get Forded tonight.

by LilTunechi90 May 2, 2011