footy or it didnt happen

used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.

gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"

by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009

Bear Wearing Footy Pajamas

When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.

Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.

by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011

azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot

A single word that defines America, as described by it's greatest leader of all time, Joseph Biden.

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-foot."

by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022

footy

describing any sport that has an egg for a ball.

person 1: lets go watch the footy

by vladn April 9, 2023

play some footy

I get no bitches

I’m depressed going go play some footy

by Throwupdem4z September 19, 2022

FOOTIS

A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.

Anon 1: Hey did u learn about Yiotis?
Anon 2: Yes he harassed a friend of mine. He is such a footis

by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022

Footy

A game that other wise gose by the name of Rugby, it takes both balls and brain, the battle between two forces for the title of a win. This is a game that will shock all viewers who haven't seen it before.

I advise viewers to prepare for a large testosterone boost
At the end of the day, you can get away with anything in footy, even murder.

Footy beers, a common phrase that is said

by wadlad June 6, 2024