An unofficial medical term referring to the urge to continually fondle ones testicles. This is generally done through a piece of clothing such as boxers. This disorder is relatively uncommon and usually affects only young and immature males.
Greg - "Dr i have a problem, i can't seem to stop fondling my testicles."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."
Dr - "Greg you appear to have Testicular Fondalitis."
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