Skidmore Fountain

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and defecating, so as to create an unholy marriage of pleasure and shame.

TJ: I don’t think I can go back to that new taco shop.

Robert: Why?
TJ: I hooked up with that waitress.

Robert: The big one?
TJ: Yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. Long story short, right as I was about to finish, it turned into a real Skidmore Fountain. I think I stained her uniform.

by Lord Dunklethorpe November 9, 2017

Drinking Fountain

The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.

I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.

by TataMaFute December 25, 2018

two tier fountain

The act of petting the vein matted stank hammer while simultaneously water-popping your own brown eye whilst squatting over a bidet.

I had the best “O” face while doing the two tier fountain today. Wishing wells ain’t got shit on me

by Stank hammer March 15, 2019

fountain hills

A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."

why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??

by the real ZEST February 17, 2007

baby fountain

a woman that continually produces offspring.

"our neighbor phillis is quite the baby fountain, she already has eleven children, with another on the way!"

by master holy crap October 1, 2008

Rocky Mountain Fountain

To put a canned beverage up a girls Vagina. Then open and drink from the can till its empty.

Dude, that Rocky Mountain Fountain was so amazing last night.

by Orgasm Mcsquirty December 10, 2010

Fountain fairy

Its when someone is sucking your dick and then after you ejaculate into her mouth, she stands up and spits it all over your face, usually without you knowing beforehand.

Tanner: So did you finally get it on with Courtney?
Nate: Kinda, the bitch only gave me a blowjob and then to top it all off, after she gave me a fountain fairy.

by Gods2ndBestGift March 9, 2010