Pack a Flounder

To create a pad of folded-up toilet paper and place it in the ass-crack to catch anal leakage. Effectively a shart maxipad.
After drinking half a case of Natty Bo and eating $15 of Taco Bell by himself, Bob thought he should be safe and pack a flounder before heading out in the morning.
by MrMonkeyshines January 03, 2013
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flounder fuck

A flounder fuck, sometimes referred to as a flounder fucking, is when you are participating in sexual intercourse with a women and you make her pussy so wet that the penis turns into a fish and swims through the vagina.
Jhon:Dude guese what.
Joe:what?
Jhon:Me and Shania are gonna flounder fuck tonite.
by Alien have no butholes November 08, 2016
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flounder grip

When a hand gun is held over the head, with the hand oriented palm down, so that the gun is on its side.
This is called the flounder grip, as the sites will eventually migrate to the side of the slide, and once again be on the top, much like a flounder's eyes migrate to the side of the flounder's head so that the eyes are both on top.
See any armed robbery movie footage, or flounder photos from nature documentaries.

"The bank robber was holding the gun in a flounder grip, surely to stike fear in his victims with his certainty of aim."
by William Maderas May 08, 2008
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Flounder Eye

When a man and woman are engaged in a doggy-style intercourse session and the man accidently leaves the vag and almost enters her knot. The woman then whips her head around causing both eyes to end up on one side of her head fiercly making eye contact with the would-be male intruder.
I was really getting into it with Beth - hitting it from behind. But I accidently pulled out and almost entered the back door and she spun around and gave me the Flounder Eye
by Smellman April 02, 2009
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Flounder Pounder

A guy that bangs his gf's "Flounder/Vagina" with a vengeance...A FLOUNDER POUNDER...
Mike is such a Flounder Pounder, you can tell becuase his girlfriend walks funny....
by PokemNthepink January 04, 2011
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lap flounder

a ripe, odiferous vagina
that lap flounder would taste better if it was washed first
by michael hunt December 25, 2002
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Flounder Bounder

When your girlfriend's, or a friend who's a girl, or a female who walks by you, smells like someone opened a can of tuna coming from the vaginal area. It normally means she is in desperate need for a douche. Or a shower. And use lots of soap. Because that stench is hard to get rid of.
Two guys walk past a girl in Wal-Mart
Guy 1: DUDE! Did you smell that?!
Guy 2: Yeah bro. That was definitely a Flounder Bounder.

Guy 1: Hopefully she's making her way to the douching isle.
by yourmotherisinmybedbro123 June 27, 2011
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