When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.
by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021
Get the Floridian alligator biting mug.The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.
Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.
Man 2: He WHAT?
Man 2: He WHAT?
by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021
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Get the Floridian Baptism mug.In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.
by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020
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“I’ve already been on a Crab boat in the Bering Sea.My next Thrill in Life; I heard about this thing called Floridian Roulette….its Like Jumanji without all the celebrities. It takes five people, two to four prescriptions, and whatever crystalline powder we can concoct in our bathtubs.”
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