Floater

1). A floater is a crumb of communion bread that is deposited when multiple people eat a piece of communion bread first and then drink out of the same communion cup. Typically seen when children take their first communion.

2). Occurs when someone poops in a pool. You can be relaxing by the pool and see a giant turd float past you, also known as a "floater."

3). A fat guy floating in an inter-tube either in a lazy river or a creek. Usually very slow-moving and impedes river traffic.
"Did you guys see that floater?!?"
by stinky-poop-fart August 02, 2022
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The odd person in a group of people that is fairly unattractive, usually left out, and unwanted.
Yo why do you hang out with the guy, he's such a floater.
by Rem Show February 05, 2016
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Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?
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1. A highly overlooked modern rock band with songs like "Cinema" "Endless II" "Independance Day" etc. They are as far from Mainstream as you can get, having never been on MTV even though they're hugely popular to the few who know of them. They often do live concerts..

2. Alternatively, the word "Floater" is more commonly known as a piece of feces that will not flush down the toilet and thus "Floats" on the surface.
1.Yo man, I saw Floater live last night! they were fuckin' awesome!

2. Don't go in that bathroom, some fat bastard left a gnarly floater in there!
by Andrew187 April 26, 2005
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The leftover cum from when you jerk off in a bathtub, and it doesn't go down the drain.
I was draining my bathtub, but a couple of floaters survived.
by The Man with No Name November 07, 2017
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Faeces floating in toilet bowl that remain after flushing.
You walk in the toilet and there are small lumps of s**t floating in the water. You come out and say "Who left the floater?"
by Karen Saunders July 22, 2007
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Someone who most likely has more than one job and works P/T for a company that calls them when they need someone to cover a shift or eliminate overtime. Sometimes they work as little as once a week.
Boss: Last week our floater worked 8 hours and he's not schedule for another 2 weeks.

Worker: That's sure one hard working negro. A true hustla.
by Hard Working Niglet April 28, 2009
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