Flitch

A guy who is whipped by his girlfriend and has no testicles left.

Floyd I can't believe you let Jen make you cancel your plans to go out drinking tonight. Your such a fucking flitch.

by Armin Hoda November 12, 2005

Cringey Flirty Banter

A term used for flirting over public text that induces vomit to others. Cringey Flirty Banter is used by both sexes when they think they are being sweet or romantic, yet to an outsider it's purely sickening. Various types of CFB can be defined to a particular offenders initials.

'Kristy RC has had the best weekend ever thanks to her extra special friends, you know who you are, love ya' - defined as Classic Kristy RC Cringey Flirty Banter (KRCCFB)

'can't wait to snuggle up to you my airy, fairy beary, you silly sausage, paw paw, wuv woo snuggle monster' - HB Cringey Flirty Banter (HBCFB)

'I think I've got to dump this guy, he's just used some shocking Cringey Flirty Banter in his text'.

by Shelley and Kim May 28, 2008

Flitch

Flat Bitch as in flat chested and bitchy.
You can only call a GIRL this
unless the male has boobs for some reason.

GOD that girls sucha flitch!

by BradenBITCH March 24, 2008

flirty boy

A boy that flirts with girls and leads them on unintentionally

Aden is such a flirty boy it's ridiculous

by Kikithe queen 24601 August 1, 2016

Flirty

The incorrect adjective for being a given flirt.
FLIRTATIOUS IS THE CORRECT ADJECTIVE. Dumbass.

Boy1:Wow, that girl's a bit flirty.
Boy2: Dude, it's flirtatious, not flirty.

by sunkissedgirl February 11, 2010

flit

In the UK sometimes used to describe a persons actions or attitude.

For example, consecutive relationships which are close together, moving groups of friends regularly, changing jobs/university subjects/hobbies, moving home more regular then most people, ect.

A Person who is not content by settling into something wheather it be an important life decition or just day to day stuff.

A person who has an unpredictable nature/personality

A person who gets a buzz from regular change.

Person: My friend called S.... Flits from one guy to another, she just doesn't stop! I cant keep up with who she's dating. she changes her blokes like she changes her knickers!

Person: This year I've been flitting from one job to another, I can't seem to find one I like.

Person: I've moved 3 times this year! I find it exiting flitting around from one place to another.

Person: Im taking a year out of university to go backpacking, flitting around Europe. I have no idea where I'll be from day to day! I'll just have to see where I end up when I go.

Person: My friend K.....'s flitted again. Shes on to her third man this month.

Person (on a night out): Lets flit around tonight, we'll go to one pub after another and try to hit a couple of clubs too.

Person: My dog's really flitty, he keeps running around misbehaving and begin really hyper.

by Louloupops September 14, 2008

Flitterati

The liberal upper-middle-classes of urban England who flee the dubious delights of their own cities to buy property in fashionable rural regions abroad.

"The flitterati are going to have to choose a new destination now that the property bubble in rural France has burst."

by Nupe February 8, 2004