Littering

When you crush up cat litter on the side of the road, make lines, and snort it.

"Karen are sitting cat litter?"
"No I'm littering."

by JourneyM. September 25, 2019

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Glittering Jew Cat

Another word for a gay jew. Or when refering to a jew as a faggot, fairy, princess, Etc..

look at that guy over there, what a fairy.
OR for a jew, Look at that "Glittering Jew Cat"

by Katee420 October 31, 2011

Flattering Yet Creepy

When an ex does something stalkerlike that is also kind of sweet.

The way you drove by my house 11 times before leaving flowers on my step late last night was Flattering Yet Creepy.

by Twinkie Situation October 29, 2018

Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.

Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

or

If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

or

i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009