facebook fever

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"

by chemiosmotic January 3, 2008

Fleece Johnson

The legendary Booty Warrior of the Kentucky maximum penitentiary systems. Fleece Johnson was most active in destroying booty's during the 70's and 80's, when prison security was more lax. The Booty Warrior told reporters the importance of a man's butt in the prison system, and how it's importance supersedes even that of water and food. He is known for his straight forward advances toward young booties that catch his eye. During his prime, not even the security guards were invulnerable to his sexual desires.

Fleece Johnson: "You come here. Ima tell you what. I like ya...and I want cha...and uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. It's your choice."

Anal Virgin Inmate: Yes.

by Jman1928 December 22, 2010

jj fever

When a girls pussy is so good, that you will do or say anything just to get it.

danny: courtney's is so fine, id kill just to get that pussy.
cody: damn man, sound like you got a case of the jj fever.

by all knowing danny December 7, 2015

Bieber Hater Fever

The opposite of Bieber Fever. It is mainly when one spends all day trying to search up any words involving Justin Bieber on Urban Dictionary, commenting bad things about him on his YouTube videos and on other websites, and similar stuff.

I think I have Bieber Hater Fever.

by I spend too much time here March 20, 2013

vanilla fever

a romantic union where a person of color dates a caucasian person.

"isn't Maria dating Chad??" "yup. you know she has always had that vanilla fever".

by Mirandaisnotmyrealname January 28, 2010

Persian fever

a term used to describe infatuation with someone of Persian descent.

Fevered: "Dayem that Persian is soo fineee!"
Observer: "You totes have persian fever"

by Bearychwan May 19, 2010

tundra fever

the opposite of jungle fever. when your attracted to caucassians when you yourself are not caucassian

Girl: I wonder if that white guy is attracted to me, a black female.

Girl 2: You've got tundra fever.

by gonnago March 31, 2011