J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.

I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!

by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018

fletched

To be royally fucked over by someone, to leave you in the shit.

To be left in the lurch by your boss or a figure that usually delegates to you, boss, parents, government etc etc

When you have been fletched you have been the victim of someone else being stupid and messing up, instead of dealing with it themselves you have left to clear up their mess, usually very stressful, time consuming and costly.

Had a great weekend, went in early monday morning and found that one of the directors had completely fucked a load of orders up with the factory, I then spent the next week clearing up the mess and even had to send someone to ROME in Italy, JUST to deliver some product to a customer. All because i'd been FLETCHED by my boss.

by HelloChris August 26, 2008

flatcocking

(noun) Slang term used to describe lesbian sex.

Shitpants and her friend there have been flatcocking for so long, they are starting to look alike.

by Dave Brorsen February 23, 2006

fatchbook

a street term for face book taking the italian word fatch in replacement face

:go on fatchbook you noob
: jar jar jar

by lumas kadako netismorf March 26, 2008

Flathy

used to discribe someone who is vulgar and extremly angry.

Wow, he's being a real Flathy today.

Kid 1 "He said he banged my mom"
Kid 2 "Ya, he's in a Flathy mood"

by Setzerlp May 23, 2009

FWatcher

FWatcher: A Facebook watcher, someone who uses Facebook on a regular basis only to watch the activity of others without posting updates themselves.

FWatcher: A Facebook Voyeur / Facebook voyeurism
One who reads the posts of others but rarely/never posts items themselves

by CharlotteO October 7, 2012

Fatcheeks

A very cute girl , that just has the greatest smile ever seen in the world. Even know she doesn't know how perfect she really is, much as they say she can be more than anyone can think. She's more than amazing person, she's the most important thing to have on your side. Even know she doesn't like drama, she will still find a way to kick your ass. This girl has the greatest personality and you be lucky to have her in your life.

I love you fatcheeks

by Alwaysfatcheeks January 12, 2018