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Polish Flashlight

n: several easy strike matches taped around the end of a paper towel or toilet paper roll.
Sal had absolutely no idea how handy his Polish flashlight would be at his new security guard job
by Muffington P. Weathersby March 18, 2010
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daylight with a flashlight

When you have not seen somebody in a long time but you both hangout in the same area of town. You have been looking for them at all the usual hangout spots, when your hanging out but they never appear, which surprises you after a while.
Where you been at man? I been looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight!
by chickenhawk53 July 14, 2017
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charging the flashlight

Male masturbation. Inspired by a Mad-TV skit in which four men recharge various flashlights by shaking them, resulting in all manner of hilarity, including lots of doubles entendres and winking at male and racial stereotypes.
I came home from work early and there he was: right in the living room, charging the flashlight all over my Victoria's Secret catalog!
by arghonomic April 11, 2010
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german flashlight

The act of squishing multiple fireflys and smearing the bug juice over your dick. After your wang is lit up then proceeding to madly screw the woman to light up her "tunnel" thus making your dick a german flashlight.
Gill: I put my german flashlight in THIS girls tunnel yesterday. She was lit up like saturday night at the roxbury!
Duncan: I lit up THAT other girl too.
J Ham: I wish my johnson was large enough to please a woman...
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Mississippi Flashlight

Before a guy gives someone a cum facial, he tells the other party to close their eyes and says "OPEN" when he is about to ejaculate. Therefore, when the person opens their eyes, they get a big flash of semen.
Robbie: Cole, I so gave this girl a Mississippi Flashlight last night. She was like a deer in headlights when i told her to open her eyes.
Cole: She didn't see it cumming?
by yehohash February 18, 2010
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High on Flashlight

It’s a Legitimate thing all you need to do is put your eye balls in front of your phone flash and have an intense staring eye contest with it and then voilà

The side effects: may see purple, white specks, watery eyes, vision loss, eye autism, or kinda blind for a few minutes but you’ll be fineeeeee.
Idk how to use the word high on flashlight in a sentence I kinda just wanted to feel special and right in this box ;-;
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