Flypaper sex

Flypaper sex is when you go glamping with a really great guy who gives you a chainsaw and you get really tired and he goes down on you during your work break making you feel “some kinda way” but also there’s flypaper hanging everywhere which makes you feel kinda dirty so you try to forget the whole experience by chugging a brown Riesling.

I have some sweet ass flypaper sex on the reg.

by Theglamperking October 22, 2018

Apple Flapper

A loose, whorish party girl in her mid twenties carrying the odor of her fruity perfume and whatever she got drunk off of last night on her at all times.

Party girl, lot lizard, drunken skank, Apple Flapper

by Appleflapper April 8, 2009

Fart flapper

The act of placing your nut sack over another's anus and letting your balls flap as they expel gas.

Nate come here. I want to do a fart flapper!

by Flap master June 17, 2013

FlapperJacking

A really fun ghetto phrase, used to make a sentence more interesting or to sound gangster.

Oh it be a flapperjacking time!

by Reg1024 August 14, 2010

Flappergasm

The combination of a orgasm and the "flapping" of the participants muffin tops or "love handles."

Greg: "Bro she had the best orgasm last night, guaranteed."
Johnny: "A orgasm? More like a flappergasm, that girl is thick af."

by GucciFlipFlopper November 3, 2016

Flappery

Social Media "shit talking"

That internet tough guy is constantly spewing flappery online.

by a friendly drunk November 16, 2016

flapper schmeat

Flapper schmeat is the outer lips of a vagina that are so unbelievably used that they jiggle when she walks, commonly smells like the heat coming from the back of a ps4.

And no, don’t mistake them for an outtie vagina. Because Flapper schmeats are the dirty discharge caked skin flaps that are usually so filthy they have turned brown.

If you’re a dirty crackwhore, i’m sure you have some schmeats yourself.

Girl 1: Ugh i can’t believe ayden cheated on me
Girl 2: Omg with who?
Girl 1: With MYA!! she probably has flapper schmeats
Girl 2: Eww!

by dumibunni October 5, 2020