flabbergastic

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.

"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"

by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

Flabbergassed

Being the victim of a loud and smelly rip originating from a huge flabby ass.

Man, I was on the bus when I got an ass blast from some fat bitch. I got Flabbergassed, man.

by HavaBrain August 22, 2011

flabergaster

the extra baggage under ones chin

My flabergaster is so huge i look like i have a turkey gobbler!

by d-golf December 30, 2005

flabbergast

to cum

"oh dude i flabbergasted all over that girl's face last night"

by muncan February 20, 2010

flabergasta

A flabergasta is what you call it when it looks like somebody smashed their head on the keyboard

You: Hi dude. How are you doing?
Anon: cczjsastjewgeqbats
You: That is called a flabergasta

by Flabergasta April 22, 2017

flaberassted

To get booty in the face.

"A girl passed me and i got flaberassted."

by Ry4nmc February 14, 2009

Flabbergastment trauma

an overabundant amount of compliments leading to extreme annoyance.

joe: you're so sexy, you smell good, i want your ass on my face so i can see it all the time.

alexis: just stop.

(remember on the first date, only compliment a girl once or it may cause flabbergastment trauma)

by matt scrapes u June 18, 2009