Surprise Fireman

When you are nailing your girl in the ass, pull out and spit on her back/ass (making her think you finished). Then when she turns around, blast her in the face with your actual load, completely surprising her like a fireman with his hose.

David: "dude, jenna was being a bitch lately so i surprise fireman'ed her last night."
kyle: "nice, that oughta do the trick!"

by Stcsucks08 November 6, 2011

crazy fireman

when a man is about to jizz, he lights her pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his man juice

Jane is in the hospital because Chris didn't jizz fast enough, so she has burns all over her cooch

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004

visiting fireman

A special guest from out of town who is getting the grand tour.

Hello this is Joe he is a visiting fireman.

by Lori the K April 16, 2008

fireman party

noun/verb - the most extreme form of partying, usually featuring cocaine, rear entry, ferrets and fireman boots

Person 1: Do you like to party?

Person 2: You mean like, fireman party?

by Tnye February 16, 2009

fireman's reach-a-round

When one male firefighter rides another male firefighter's firepole while simultaneously feeding him chili.

"The 2015 chili cookout? How could I forget? Jake gave me a fireman's reach-a-round."

by The Sorting Dunce Cap December 29, 2016

alaskan fireman

When you are about to blow your load, start a girl's pubic hair on fire. Pull out, make a siren noise, and put out the fire with said load.

I just gave that bitch an alaskan fireman, and now she has 3rd degree burns!

by LOLNOU February 1, 2008

fireman's blanket

A toilet paper trampoline placed at the bottom of the toilet to break a turds fall and thus prevent any splashback

"Yo my guts were feeling bad so when i went to the toilet i threw a fireman's blanket down"

by Kez00007 March 9, 2007