salad fingers

The description of someone's abnormally long fingers. Originating from an online cartoon with a creepy man with abnormally long fingers who thinks running his fingers along rusty spoons is orgasmic.

Related words: salad toes

That girl has some serious salad fingers, she can't even right-click!

by deek-you January 15, 2010

salad fingers

flash cartoon made by "dave firth".

Completely unneccesary and dighusting. i don't understand how people can actually find it humerous or entertaining. TASTELESS!

person 1: lets talk about salad fingers.

person 2: HOWS ABOOT WE DONT!! it is sickening!

by deanus March 9, 2005

Salad Fingers

A phrase commonly used in middle England to describe someone who moans like a bitch that they are unable to do things because they have injured or abnormal fingers.

A. “Henry why aren’t you playing rugby this weekend?”
B. “Because I stubbed my little finger”
A. “For fuck sake salad fingers”

by willythekid87 December 8, 2016

Salad Fingers

Smelly Fingers after Itching or playing with ones ass hole.

Wow I really have a bad case of Salad Fingers!

by Greasy Garry March 5, 2018

Salad fingers

A slang term for a workaholic.

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.

by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023