Scotch Fillet

A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.

Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.

by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2015

Shirt Filler

A really shit doorman/bouncer who is a pussy and can’t do his job properly. He/she is absolutely useless as fuck and they are better off being glass collectors. Shirt fillers are normally sent as a replacement when the staff who normally work are off for the day or left the job. If you are a doorman and you have a shirt filler try get them to do the job properly or else you’ll just have a useless wanker who will get paid for standing around like a nob.

Dave: What was my replacement like last week did he look after you all?

Mickey: Nah mate he was a shit, few fights he just stood there and watched it all he was a pile of shit. Fucking shirt filler bastard.

by Na212 June 5, 2018

Massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart

When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....

Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.

by Nutt soar December 27, 2016

cunt fillet

noun - 1. the tastiest, juiciest, sweetest, most delicious and succulent part of a woman to eat.

2. Dolcett/gynophagia terminology - the vaginal cut of meat from a woman.

"My gawd, her cunt fillet is so delicious."
"Would you like a slice of her cunt fillet."

by chellysugarpussy May 27, 2012

Fibulator

A person who consistantly tells white lies and/or often exaggerates situations (most often a child)

My daughter tends to be a fibulator when she is put on the spot.

All politicians nowadays are fibulators, like in Jane Nazrat's poem "The Tribulation of Fibulation", you can check it out on Think.mtv.com.

by Jane Nazrat September 22, 2009

Filliam H. Muffman

Hybrid name to refer to the union of William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman

(source: The Colbert Report)

Filliam H. Muffman is two people

by Filliam H. Muffman February 12, 2006

Fillie

fillie is the best FRIENDSHIP there is (finn wolfhard and millie bobby brown)

:)

omg they act so much like fillie

by strangerthings2 June 6, 2018