Fergusphrase

Phrases that only people with the name 'Fergus' can use.

"Shut the front door man" "bro that was such a Fergusphrase"

by Tolp February 2, 2023

Fergus Patrick Eyers

A very 'tall' individual with an entrancing 'stature'. He has red hair, and a greatly exaggerated jawline.

'I would fuck Fergus Patrick Eyers in the asshole with my Master Blaster'

by 100% Factual and Sourced February 28, 2023

Clutch Ferguson

When you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad ass party animal, double fisted drinking motherfucker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning sexy Halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. And he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.

Ana: "What happened last night?"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"

by danv1369 December 14, 2016

Liam Ferguson

A very sus man who is fruity

Liam Ferguson is gay

by KEIDRAS MOMMY February 7, 2021

Wyatt Ferguson

Tall asf (6'5 +)

Dayum, look at Wyatt Ferguson committing arson on a federal building

by _Pluh September 26, 2023

Ferguson

The length of the average human, female penis (4.2 in).

Hey remember that creepy girl I took home last night? Turns out she was packin a thick Matt Ferguson. Boy was I surprised. I wish I knew how much of a Willard she was before I took her home.

by Ferguson, Matt December 20, 2017

fergusonian

The act of offering advice without adequate life experience to back it up.

"Joe": Fred. Listen. Listen to me for a second. This is what women want:
"Fred": How do you know what women want?
"Joe": I don't. But hear me out here...
"Fred": Why, are you a woman?
"Joe": Shut up.
"Fred": "Joe," sometimes you're so...Fergusonian...

by TomServo0 March 8, 2004