Fenging up the shui

Changing something, particularly within a group of people, that affects everyone. This change can be seen as uncomfortable or different, and will not go unnoticed, however small it is.
When Evan pulled the lunch table forward, if only a few inches, he had fenged up the shui for everyone sitting at it.

Emily: Stop fenging up the shui by trying to switch us to 2% milk!
by Flying starfruit August 03, 2016
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hillbilly feng shui

The process of when two {or more} yard jalopies are moved and rearranged so that a new yard jalopy can be added to the space and no extra space is needed. Thus making a more efficient yet messier area.
"The flat bed is ready to unload at Bubba's yard,prepare for the hillbilly feng shui."
by S. Chamberlain March 15, 2007
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Feng Cao Fail

A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.
The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.
by FengCao August 04, 2009
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Yu Feng Cheng

Peppa Pig in real life, likes Twice songs, and acts like a girl
Walao eh you Yu Feng Cheng ah? Stop eating lah!
by wocaonima December 08, 2021
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feng schwasted

When a surrounding harmonious atmosphere is encouraging of a state of intoxication
"The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted."
by Michael Donnelly November 05, 2007
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Facebook Feng Shui

The Facebook art or practice of eliminating toxicity on your friends list and news feed while keeping the most uplifting friends and positive posts to show up.
"Hey, why aren't you Facebook friends with Julio anymore?"
"I just couldn't handle reading all that drama every day so I had to Facebook Feng Shui him."

"Wow. That's brilliant. You are brilliant."

"Yes. I know."
by merrifengshui August 30, 2012
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Feng shui constipation

Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
by Spacemannn January 07, 2020
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