felipe sorto

A man/kid that spends too much money in video games

There is a felipe sorto in my school.

by andreamiamor6thgradecrush February 5, 2018

Felipes

MOJOS, Wetters, settlers from southern part of mexico. Usually very short under 5'5"

by Kunta October 1, 2003

Felipe

One who is lacking in swag, but isn't lacking clumsiness and ugliness. May originate from Colombia, even though Colombia is filled with astute individuals. Appears to look like a nativ Indian with a severely large angle on the nose. Kudo and cool points are in the negatives compared to the average human. Somehow has an extremely stunning and gorgeous girlfriend who dearly likes him for who he is, even if her beauty outshines this average man.

Luis, It sure is nice to not be a Felipe!

by kawaiixsarii May 12, 2011

Felipe

Has a small penis but is also funny and ok at fortnite.

Friend: he has a small penis
Other friend: it must be Felipe

by Sam the dude July 10, 2019

luke warm felipe

peeing in someone elses butthole

"ey yo if you dont shut up ima give you a luke warm felipe, ya dig?"

by J~baby June 8, 2009

Felipe

He's too gay for words. His voice is so squeaky and annoying. He makes random weird noises all the time and pretends it's an animal impression. When he sneezes, it's up to about five times in a row. And when he blows his nose it sounds like a flipping elephant! He cares too much about what other people think and that's why he denies being gay. Pretty much all of his friends are girls including me but he never sat with us so people wouldn't call him gay. But he's a backstabber and that's why he lost so many friends. His parents have very short attention spans so he moves about every 7 months. And he moves long distances too. When he moves he pretty much tells all of his friends that he's happy to leave them and that's what gets him lonely. He litters for no reason when there's a trash can right beside him and calls people stupid at random. He's a person who really changes and evolves but into a bad person. Be aware!

"I have a storytime about Felipe!" "I just don't understand why Felipe won't come out of the closet already!"

by ._.kahoot._. February 15, 2017

FELIPE

FELIPE is a beautiful bouncy baby boy who has died but came back to life. Most amazing thing in my life, he is also the love of my life. He doesn't take showers, but that making him even better. His scent is like a cherry blossom and tree.. rotting with dead meat as its roots. FELIPE is also Cristina's boyfriend. She stole him from me. (he is cheating on Isabella)

Person One: man hey felipe
FELIPE: *turns around super fast* whatchu BOI I AM FELIPE your god
Person One: wow ur so cool

by superchillepic October 1, 2019