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Profanity Faucet

(1) Generalized term for a middle aged douchebag residing in the pacific northwest. Hobbies include working as an IT peeon, posting audio clips of failed American Idol demo tapes on the internet and generally living up to the acne ridden WoW playing virgin stereotype which is the IT "professional".
(2) Term used by aforementioned individual in a sad attempt to appear "edgy" or "hard" during failed attempts at the human mating ritual.
(3) 16th Century Scottish term for violent bloody diarrhea.
(1) That guy who couldn't fix my printer problems was a real profanity facuet
(2) Hey baby, you must have some plumber crack cuz' this profanity faucet is bro-o-ken
(3) I had a touch o' the ol' profanity faucet last night mate, musta been that there chicken yous wife neer' cooked right
by Catalysis April 23, 2010
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Milwaukee faucet

The liquid version of the Cleveland steamer; a successful Milwaukee faucet is said to have taken place after a male has released a respectable amount of urine onto the chest of an apparently less-than-willing female during sexual activity. Not to be confused with a golden shower, a genuine Milwaukee faucet is specific to the pectoral region of the female participant.
Female: "Shall you be taking a dump upon my chest, my lord?"

Male: "Of course not, for nigh is the hour of the Milwaukee faucet."

Female: "Ah, but of course. I shall prepare my chest for the procedure."

Male: "Good."
by Missy the cat December 16, 2009
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rusty faucet

As defined as "the sexual act of a girl/guy giving a guy a rim job while twisting on the mans dick with both hands as if in the act to stop a leak"
Trav was super horned up last night and met a guy and gave him the rusty faucet, he really needs to wash him mouth after that.
by Jed12345$$& May 20, 2017
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dirty faucet

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.
by Mr . Plumber May 6, 2022
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Farrah Faucet

A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.
The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.
by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023
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Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet
Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.
by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009
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butt faucet

Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.
Dave was a butt faucet at poker last night.
by captain_canuck August 14, 2005
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