Fitnessgram Pacer Test

A terrifying running exercise used to torture kids.

The Fitnessgram Pacer Test is a multi stage arobic capacity test...

by Fitnessgram Pacer Test March 12, 2019

fastness

Moron-speak for the word "speed".

"He drank that Steel Reserve with so much fastness, I punched him in the testicles for showing off"

by Hank McDizzleson July 3, 2008

faness

to steal or take something from someone

example 1.

boy: girl i know you didn't just faness my shades?
girl: they clearly in my hand aint they?

example 2.
guy1: aye bruh i just fanessed this iPhone from the teacher!
guy2: lehh go!! i would sell that shit for $300!!!

by lil'bitakaMS September 5, 2011

fadness

An intense situation that consists of a fun activity.
A combination of the words "fun" and "madness."

"Dude! You should have been at the Dr. Manhattan concert last night!"

"I know! I heard it was absolute fadness, for sure!"

by Stevey :) June 21, 2008

fitness

fitness big dick in mouth

i heard you into fitness

by memest boi ever February 27, 2019

Planet Fitness

A 'judgement free zone' where beginners or for locals who want to get into exercising. Most equipment is very minimal inorder to save money and to scare off more advanced athletes. People will judge you more in a Planet fitness than most other gyms so would not recommend.

Person 1: You heard about the Planet Fitness that just opened up?
Person 2: Yeah, wouldn't recommend though. Just go to another gym.

by AFG-K August 2, 2021

Planet Fitness

A horrible facility that calls itself a gym

DO NOT GO HERE

There’s no barbells no benches no squat racks

Just shitton of cardio machines and smith machines claims to be a judgment free zone but is the most judging of them all

Has a lunk alarm and has a dress code at the gym tf

Place of zero gains and gives out free pizzas and bagels every month

Dam man I’m gonna go workout wanna come?

Oh yeah what gym you go to?

Planet fitness you?
I go to a REAL gym when’s the last time you made gains

by Weightlifter420 October 28, 2021