father

person who fucked you mother and created YOU!

your father had a night with your mother in the hotel on their first date, and CREATED YOU accidently because the condom is broken.

by Chris Yang February 23, 2004

Father

A person who only cares about himself, not his family.

He tells your mother that he loves her but is always making her cry.

And last but not least he is NEVER there when you need him.

"My father is a self centered asshole who only thinks of himself "

by StunnerC3847 August 26, 2017

father

A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back

Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh

by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019

Father

?

Father.exe does not compute

by discofox June 11, 2020

Father

Non-existent

Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.

by Melly Jelly January 20, 2023

father

the nigga that left me when I was a child

'look at his father leaving to get milk'

by burrito turtle October 16, 2019

Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022