father

person who fucked you mother and created YOU!
your father had a night with your mother in the hotel on their first date, and CREATED YOU accidently because the condom is broken.
by Chris Yang February 24, 2004
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Father

A person who only cares about himself, not his family.

He tells your mother that he loves her but is always making her cry.

And last but not least he is NEVER there when you need him.
"My father is a self centered asshole who only thinks of himself "
by StunnerC3847 August 26, 2017
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the nigga that left me when I was a child
'look at his father leaving to get milk'
by burrito turtle October 16, 2019
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Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.
by Melly Jelly January 21, 2023
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Father

Something you looked up because you don’t have.
You father went to get milk because your unloveable.
by Mercurary November 08, 2022
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father

A man your mom mom marries then when they have a kid then he leaves to get a jug of milk and doesn't comes back
Hey man! My father is is gone
Same here bruh
by imnotaneboyimmaskaterboy December 11, 2019
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"Where's your father, John?"
by slushiithefurry November 20, 2022
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