Fassassin

A person that seemingly stalks and lives to write comments trashing or making fun of items you post on Facebook. This includes a buddy that will twist the post to bring up embarrassing situations about you.

Post: "Just had a great dinner at a new French restaurant."

Comment: "Was it like that time you took that chick you met on the internet to dinner and brought her home only to find out it was a transvestite?"

Reply: "Dude, don't be a fassassin."

by The District July 18, 2009

fassantasies

(n) A fantasy centered on Michael Fassbender, particularly as he is reprising the role of Magneto.

Fassantasies: far superior to McAntasies.

by ContraryConformist August 12, 2011

Fashoski

Set in stone.

Cody V said don't ask no questions cause that's fashoski.

by Stacy james. . January 24, 2021

fassage

a lie or statement used to deceive someone

I really like you for who you are.

This ain’t a fassage this is how I really feel.

by twoshotthereal May 1, 2021

Fasionista

One who believes in the power of fashion. Fashionistas are typically either stylish women or homosexual men.

As an example of a successful fasionist government, they cite the period between Thanksgiving and Christmas in New York City (1999) almost religiously, in which local fashionistas overthrew the municipal government.

"Blacklist that sucker! He's a Fasionista! Keep an eye out because he'll either try to anally violate you or overthrow our government."

by MotherEarthFracker February 18, 2007

fashonzo

the new and improved fasho. (a.k.a for sure).

Me: Yo! Dr. V, what a good call!

Dr. V: Fashonzo.

by Dr. Vaginafashonzo August 23, 2011

fassforward

fassforward (verb):

To fast forward to scenes with Michael Fassbender in his not so stellar films.

While watching Jonah Hex I fassforward to parts with Michael Fassbender.

by Life On Mars 27 July 13, 2011