fartnobyl

a gynorumus fart possesing nuclear like characterisitcs which spreads a toxic mushroom clowd of poo smog and a viscious nerve gass like odor across a large metropolitan area. Often resulting in a high number of lingering casualties among the population such as birth defects, cancer, tumors and other central nervous system disorders.
A huge toxic and long lingering fart generally audible but possesing a SBD like gasious cloud which lingers for many years similar to the devesation caused at the Chernobyl Nuclear Power in Russia

Ed: Did you hear about the huge fart Bob ripped in the office last week?

Eric: No what happened?

Ed: He had some serious fartosis and dropped a big one...it was like fartnobyl in the office. It was so bad that Marisa literally threw up at her desk because of it!

by threem January 29, 2010

fartology

The scientific study of flatulence, especially its causes and cures.

Advances in fartology have led to a new product called "Nofartus from Novartus" which can greatly reduce intestinal gas.

by antelope al August 1, 2008

fartmosphere

A collection of farticles released into an area upon flatulating.

I totally just walked into your fartmosphere.

by Steve Day May 22, 2008

fartoholic

Someone who is addicted to their own fart smell, and so farts as often as possible.

'Stan, you're a real fartoholic'
'So?'
'You stink.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

el farto!

A powerful expression of disgust or disdain made even more potent when strategically timed with a fierce blast of flatulence.

My dear mother would artfully express her hostility for my adulterous father by sneaking the dinner plate down in front of him while squatting a little, cutting a loud ripper and yelling out, “el farto!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2019

fartbox

The rectum, anal entrance.

Roxi's fartbox is well used and very loose.

by Dennis Halsey February 7, 2003

fartbomb

an extremely foul smelling stench that explodes out of the assholes of tiffani and michelle from room 207 in chablis in verdot village at sonoma state university

these farts can and will clear out a room
it has been known to make people cry or vomit

when michelle left a fartbomb in david's mouth he threw up

by HELLAHECKAHELLA December 7, 2009