farticle

Tiny, nasty, invisible gas particles in flatus (farts), in particular hydrogen sulphide, that jump inside your nose and get trapped by the cilia on a patch of special olfactory neurons in the top of your nasal passage setting in motion a series of chemical reactions that tell your brain "Someone shit their pants".

1. I was taking Phil Johnson to the corner store the other day and he ripped one in the car. I swear I could almost taste the poop farticles.

2. That brown residue on the walls of your bathroom could be the result of farticles combined with condensation from steaming hot showers.

by Jeff Seal June 18, 2004

Farbicle

The sensation you get when you fart in a tub, and bite the bubbles as they rise.

Perez Hilton looks like a thrashing piranha when he bathes, he loves the farbicle.

by kneutron October 20, 2011

Farticle

An article that presents "alternative facts", a "fake article".

"Did you read that farticle on Breitbart?"

by Shakespeare420 February 28, 2017

Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017

Farticle

A gas particle

Farticles have more kinetic energy than solid or liquid particles. Farticles have low attractive forces and high rates of diffusion.

by nutshell April 26, 2017

Farticles

Particles that are produced when a fart is realesed

Farticles smell very bad when realesed because the particles in them have carbon which is produced when food is eaten.

by Wizard 77 May 19, 2018

Farticles

The particles remaining in air post fart.

- Term coined by Anna Liesl Cashman

I'm gagging on the farticles your wife left in this room

by NuffS3d May 31, 2018