FAIDS

Abbreviation for Feline AIDS.
Cat AIDS in lamence terms.

Eg 1,

Isaac: Have you heard about Big Tom?

Joe GT: You mean Jeremy's cat?

Isaac: Yeah, hes got FAIDS.

Eg 2,

Mr Clifford: Remember the time we found that bag of excrement at my house?

Jacob: Shit yeah, we're lucky we didnt catch FAIDS!

by jMiR February 16, 2010

Kiwi Farms

If Chuck E. Cheese is where a kid can be a kid, Than Kiwi Farms is where an edgelord can be an edgelord.

Person A: Hey, Did you hear about the edgelord from Kiwi Farms?!
Person B: No, There's so many that I couldn't possibly tell who your talking about!
Person A: There's an edgelord from Kiwi Farms that went to a Church with a shotgun and killed a bunch of people!
Person B: Yeah, Seems about right for a Kiwi Farms edgelord.

by Alec Bond June 28, 2021

Fard

To fart, or to have farted

Fard tends to be used in a pair with Shid

You smell like you farded
What?
Farded.

by Vapy January 11, 2022

Faris

the best human being in the world

He is Faris

by Fuc*Shi* November 29, 2017

faris

super sexy man with a very large dingalong

what a faris!

by boybettergetit October 22, 2017

Fardgure ( Fager)

Pronunciation: (far jur)

Fager
1. (noun) The word from Austin Powers: Goldmember which is a butchered pronunciation of father

Fardgure
2. (noun) A spelling of the term from Austin Powers: Goldmember told to a complete and utter retard when they but into your conversation

1. Fager will you help meeee?

2. What's a fardgure??? Look it up, it's spelled F-A-R-D-G-U-R-E

by Zach Maron April 28, 2005

Faress

Faress is a really nice boy that anybody would be lucky to have. Most girls that start with the letters A,G, or S are most likely to like faress. Faress is definitely Arab and probably won’t lose his virginity until he is married. However he can get very horny at night for whatever reasons. Faress is a video game addict and is more of an Xbox user rather than play station user. Faress is very good looking and very funny and could be very sarcastic. Faress will make lots of mistakes that he will need help with, but he is very good at listening to your problems too. He is also very sensitive. If you meet a faress keep him with you, he won’t doubt you.

Yea I know a Faress he’s really nice

by Name__definer April 21, 2019