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Fappetite

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.
by ohjayzis February 27, 2015
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flappetiser

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay
"Spread your legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"
by Nuggetlover22 May 19, 2016
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flappetiser

The act of performing oral sex on a woman as a means of foreplay
"Spread those legs, I'd like a flappetiser before the main course"
by Loverofnuggets22 May 18, 2016
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Fapatizer

Fapatizer- noun.

Some source of visual, auditory or physical stimulus that entices you to reach down, work up a massive erection and "Fap" it until orgasm.
"I was scrolling through the galleries on my phone, and came across my Fapatizer folder........ Then came across my belly a few minutes later."
by shotgun shippy March 29, 2017
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fappetite

To have the urge or desite to masturbate. Originates from the words fap (to masturbate) and appetite (the desire to eat food).
After Jim saw that pornstar shit on that dude's dick on PornHub, he knew he had lost his fappetite.
by SodaPopJizz May 13, 2017
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Happetizer

When you or a friend are overly hangry and in need of immediate gratification!!
Darren was very hangry so we had to order him a happetizer.
by Lando1257 July 13, 2018
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Dappetizer

A small dish of dessert food taken before the main dessert course, to stimulate one's “desserting” appetite. A dessert appetizer.
...yes I would like to see the Dappetizer menu before dessert.
by B. Race September 21, 2019
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