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Fappenstance

Something that happens by chance whilst fapping.
John was cranking down full throttle and Linda walked in by fappenstance; impressed by his tenacity she jumped in to ride his glory clutch.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016
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Ghost-fapper

Someone who silently faps quickly, often trying to avoid detection.
“Bro I swear Joe is a ghost fapper, I always hear weird sounds from his room…”

Ghost-fapper someone who silently masterbaits.
by Ghost fapper August 29, 2023
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flappers

an older woman's labia majora when they protrude more than normal.
women can now have them surgically made smaller or even removed in order to look younger down there.
my boyfriend likes to play with my flappers, yesterday he tried to tie them into a knot.
by rigo22 July 12, 2006
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FAnpersandAsterickK

FAnpersandAsterickK

Is the spelt out word "F&*K"
Tends to be used when a person wants to confuse the other individual(s) and therefore, divert them from the idea that they're swearing.

Seeing as your saying "FAnpersandAsterickK" as to "F&*K", you're not actually swearing and therefore, Individuals in which say the word, can get away with it.

Tends to also be used to ignore the pain. This is seen when a person gets hurt and they say the word, by the time the word has been shouted, the pain will go away.
*Person 1 gets hurt*
Person 1: - OHH FAnpersandAsterickK!!
Person 2: - What?!
Person 1: - Just hurt myself.
Person 2: Noo, WTF!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: What was that word?
Person 1: FAnpersandAsterickK?
Person 2: YES!
Person 1: It's an alternative way fo saying "F&*K"
Person 2: Weirdo ...
by Dark Fox Zeurra April 25, 2011
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Fapper

someone who likes to "Fap"( either have sex or masturbate) alot.
1.that Jacky kid is such a Fapper, he stays in his room 24 hours a day, seven days a week fapping, no wonder why he misses school alot.

2.Wow, we got some serious Fappers in this place, we finally have regular fappers coming in everyday.
by Xianger March 7, 2009
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flappers

can be a woman`s flappy labia, but can also be breasts.
example 1:
mike: omg! last night i was going to have sex with katie! but she has some nasty ass flappers!
cody: that is disgusting. don`t tell me about her stinky crotch.

example 2:
ryan: your girlfriend has NO flappers! she is such a no-flapper beast!
cody: CHAT AP!!! SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!!! AND SHE IS A GANGSTER!!! WHO CARES IF SHE DOESNT HAVE FLAPPERS!!!
by cassandra q March 13, 2007
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Fapperoni and Cheese

Male 1: Brb gotta go make some Fapperoni and Cheese
Male 2: What the fuck is wrong with you
by DankestDankMemes September 19, 2017
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