False Alpha Dog

A technique where the man fakes orgasm during intercourse.

She was getting really into it, but I was pretty tired, so I pulled a False Alpha Dog and then went to sleep.

It was April Fools' Day yesterday, so I false alpha dogged my wife a couple of times.

False Alpha Dog by thugboatz February 5, 2010

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False Niggaz

People who are ignorant or stupid and believe, say and conduct themselves in untrue, deceitful or disrespectful manner

Lebron James is a False Nigga for having a one hour special to let the world know where he is deciding to play basketball. Only False Niggaz disrespect the game like that.

False Niggaz by QuestFunkmnkyz July 10, 2010

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False Bitchin

A comeback to someone who is talking shit to your face that is untrue.

Dan- Hey Ben you're a fucking fag. You suck your boyfriends dick every weekend.

Ben- Woah Dan, first off every weekend I'm busy fucking your hot ass sister so stop false bitchin.

False Bitchin by C Pizzy April 28, 2013

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false hustle

Trying, but only in appearance.

Taking 3 hours to do something that should take a half hour.

Diving for a ball during warmups when everyone knows you're a half-ass when it counts.

John: Yo I got so much done today. Went to the post office, laundromat, and applied to a bunch of jobs. Now I 'm about to cook dinner.

Joe: You are the king of false hustle

false hustle by as1776 November 9, 2015

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False Censorship

The motto of UrbanDictionary editors.

Those goddamn UD editors and their false censorship!!!

False Censorship by cinimodde November 27, 2017

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False Soundvertising

False Soundvertising is just like false advertising, except for the fact Soundvertising is solely defined as audio centric.

I was at the casino and thought that I had won because of the loud alarming noise that suddenly came about. However, it became clear that “DING DING DING DING DING!” does not mean that you actually won anything and is False Soundvertising.

False Soundvertising by The pleasured Peanut October 31, 2020

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False nine

The false nine is a footballer who starts in the position of a striker - who in 1-11 numbers traditionally wears the number nine shirt. Rather than running forwards however, the false nine stays where he is or moves backwards; therefore playing a midfield role and fooling the opposition into thinking he's an attacking player.

Wrexham are using a false nine up-front - that's why they're winning.

False nine by JesusJohn1 June 29, 2012

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