Fakin' Bits

Those little red crunchy bits of bacon flavored soy that they serve at salad bars and the like instead of real bacon. tastes good and veggie friendly.

"Hey, do you want any bacon on your salad man?"

"Naw dude just sprinkle sum dose Fakin' Bits on that shit!"

by Stygian DJ October 16, 2008

A Faisal Harriri

The state of being under the influence of alcohol; to the extent of vomiting and laying helplessly.

Person 1: "Yo, what you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I pulled a FAISAL HARRIRI!!!"
Person 1: "WOW really? where? who took care of you?"
Person 2: "Id tell you if i knew ahahha."

Did you hear about Bob yesterday? He pulled a massive Faisal Harriri!!! What a legend.

by Faisal Harriri's roomate June 15, 2009

Faison

A term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. Faison's are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.

Faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.

Jon: "Wow guys like that get all the luck"

Doe: "Yea, thats a Faison for ya. Watch out 'cause he'll take your girl."

by NeverDUN September 22, 2010

Faisal

in simple terms , means THE DON

He become a faisal, the undisputed DON

by rachel April 17, 2004

Fakesquare

To check-in on Foursquare mobile app when you are not actually at the location you are checking in at, in a bid to gain mayorship of the location, or raise your position on the weekly leaderboard.

Sure, Bill is mayor of the café but he never even goes there, he just fakesquares from his apartment upstairs.

I heard Stephanie got number 1 on the Foursquare leaderboard this week, but she's always fakesquaring on the bus, so *whatever*.

by Fairsquarer December 13, 2009

Ja-fakin'

A fake Jamaican.
A person who speaks with a fake Jamaican accent, although they are not Jamaican.

Non-Jamaican reggae artists like Snow and Matisyahu sing with Ja-fakin' accents.

by Stony Hill November 16, 2009

Faisal

A trend setter. A person that everyone wants to impress and can't hate. It is believed however, that many will try to hate on Faisal due to the perfection he brings to an unperfect world, but inside they know that its strictly either admiration or envy; Another level of genius. It is reported that he was brought down to take humanity onto another level, but the envious ones try to denounce that.

Ignorance is bliss, Knowledge is Faisal.

Oh my god this guy thinks he so Faisal.

by Sir Albert Einstein November 30, 2009