Failstorm

A series of three or more fails in a very short period of time. A combination of the words fail and storm

1)How did the date go last night?

It was a failstorm, first I called her the wrong name when I picked her up, then we went to a steak house and she is a vegan, the I was in a wreck on the way home. Couldn't imagine what else could go wrong.

2)Example Text conversation
Him: 200 Horsepower and 156 FPsT, Epic honda win
Me: Wow that is half of my car.
Him: At an eighth of the price though.
Me: Actually a sixth, nice math there champ
Him:Big
Me: Foot?
Him: Damn predictive text I meant to say Dif (Die in a fire)
Me: Wow, great internet term there, how long have you been playing halo? Three hours? I think you mean diaf
Me: Nice Failstorm there Bud.

by Ibenz April 13, 2010

Faisexual

A retro term for being sexually involved with Fai.

Wow look at this group of Faisexuals

by Curry-senpai June 18, 2019

failtroll

Someone that is attempting to troll but fails to offend or annoy anyone. Often using statements with failed logic, resulting in them unknowingly insulting themselves. Failtrolls, like 'normal' trolls generally live in dark vile places. IRC and 4chan house the largest populations of failtrolls.

Classic failtroll: "<SilentNinja_> I was gay with your mother lastnight"

by tripv August 14, 2011

Faisal Ashour

The nicest friend you will ever meet

Faisal Ashour, Your so nice, your sacrificing your things to make a better bond with others. Im lucky your my friend

by Adnan Ashour March 25, 2019

Failtube

From the word Youtube. When Youtube is failing terribly, it is a Failtube.

I tried to upload my video, but Failtube won't work for me!

by Haley L February 14, 2009

Faint

When something’s so shocking you faint.

Accompanied by a lean back to imply you are falling.

See wig

Trevor: did you hear max is actually 40

Mike: Omg that’s crazy ‘faint’

*leans back*

by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019

faesty

adjective: being or acting like a; jerk, asshole, weirdo, obtuse, bothersome

why you bein' so faesty, guy?

by Raul (comes out at night) November 28, 2007