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Faecal Freckles

The little bits of shit that stubbornly stick to the toilet bowl
I got the blame for the faecal freckles again but Lily did it not me!
by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018
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FaeceTime

FaceTiming whilst having a shit
#Australian
#howwedo
#Straya :poop:
Melissa I dont care if you're having a shit, answer my FaeceTime
-Leelee
by LeeleeDotCom March 24, 2018
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faecation

A romantic getaway with someone without the commitment.

Similar to a baecation
“Where is Tony this week?”
“He’s on a faecation with Gemma

“Bro I’m feeling to go Bali”
“What? On your ones?”
“Nah might have to take a ting on a faecation”
by JHUNCHO2001 October 28, 2020
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faecist

a term used when a discord gc is called by a person named fae and is ignored
*fae calls*
nobody answers
"EJSUS YALL ARE FAECIST"
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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Faeck

To describe how annoying someone is
Rachel replied," Huston is such a faeck person."
by Eua March 19, 2024
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faecal fog

The pungent aroma that fills a bathroom during and after defecating.
I'd give it five minutes if I were you, the FAECAL FOG needs to clear.
by Kit HammerHer September 7, 2024
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Faecus

A poo so sizeable in its enormity, that you feel like you birthed it
"Sorry im late lads, i just had to give birth to a Faecus".

"Watch out for that post- c-section Faecus you'll have to deliver, 3 days after you thought you were done birthing things..."
by Gasgal September 19, 2025
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