Faction Monkey

Some dumb mother fucker who uses online pee pee poo poo internet drama to make themselves feel like their cock is bigger. Can typically be found on Roblox games like The Wild West, and will try to argue over who is b

Nobody cares about the battle you were at faction monkey, shut the fuck up and get a life.

by cobalt_rock May 14, 2021

the despair faction

A really cool fan club for AFI. When you join you get a crapload of cool AFI shit. The members-only website is really lacking though.

wow on 30 bucks! im in!

by the artist formerly known as shut the fuck up June 8, 2004

fictional character

A person in a fictional work.

5-year-old: Fictional characters are weird.
Mother: That is not ok! Never bash any group of people.

by frabrizio March 7, 2017

fictional men

Men but more hot and sexy because they're 2D and life is cruel.

Fictional Men are better than real men

by GOOBER LOVER September 14, 2023

Functional Woman

A woman, who sexually, is only a woman when it serves her purpose. Normally she assumes the role of male in her personal and business life by taking on masculine mannerisms thus negating her as female other than an outward appearance.

“That Hilary is a functional woman. I’ll bet her husband’s cigars get more action then he does.”

by Leopold rabbit February 19, 2018

Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

by Frank Grand April 16, 2020

Overreaction Faction

The group of people who inevitably make a huge deal out of something that is either innocuous, or attempting to be humorous.

Did you see that article the ASPCA posted about the giraffe fighting rings? That is not funny! It is disgusting and I am going to form an Overreaction Faction with my other hippie friends!!!

by MxRacer February 22, 2011