facecrack

Slang term to describe FaceBook and it's addictive quality

Let's go put these pics on FaceCrack!

by Colin_69 September 6, 2007

Faceback

V. To back out of or delete a comment, message, wall post, chat request, or any other forms of social engagement on Facebook.

Often occurs after rethinking the other person's reaction.

1) I was so drunk last night I wound up messaging Brittany that I didn't wear a rubber... I should've Facebacked.

2) I was going to compliment Cindy, then I realized it was 2:00 a.m. and Facebacked.

3) I sent that bitch a message that I wanted to marry her, my god I wish I Facebacked.

by Guitano98 March 28, 2009

FaceStalk

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

Alabama Facemask

To force someone to engage in unwanted sexual activities

Alabama facemask is not something to joke about.
She was Alabama facemasked walking home from work.
The Alabama facemasker is still on the loose.

by Tresamarc January 14, 2015

arabian facemask

To cover somebody's face with your ass.

She pissed me off so much, I gave her the old arabian facemask.

by danh13 May 2, 2006

Facejack

To masturbate to someone's uploaded pictures on facebook

i was so horny that i looked up emily on facebook and facejacked until 1 am

by jackoffasaurous Rex June 25, 2010

facejacking

When someone comments randomly and unintelligent on your Facebook page.

Facebook user > officially ate a pound of bacon
>user comment> i once made love in bacon grease

I hate facejacking

by jimmyjenga May 9, 2010