facestalk

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it

Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.

by rairai97 February 27, 2011

facesitting

When a vagina completely glides acrossed a mans face while wiggling from side to side making it hard for him to breathe for her own plessure.

Sara almost suffocated Nick last night when she was facesitting. He thought she broke his nose.

by Facefuckingwhore November 22, 2017

facist

one who is in love with the face

his nose, his eyes, his ears..ooohhh im a facist!!!

by gay May 12, 2003

facist

a person who has a bias against facebook and people who use it. this bias can either be rational or irrational.

"Did you see John's relationship status changed last night? I can't believe they broke up!"

"No, I don't have a facebook..."

"Oh, I didn't realize you were a facist!"

or in the pejorative:

"Sally looks down on all your silly social networking, she thinks it is an ingenuine, artificial way to connect with others as well as a collosal waste of time...She is a true facist!"

by SadieMazie April 15, 2009

facist

Facist (not fascist) is a part of "Facist Fashion" which declare that certain art, music, fashion and culture cannot be explained by the logic and common sense of human thoughts, but need to be observed and accepted the way it is, in reality, an irrational and uninhibited nature of what is real. In short, Facist is the part of the arts which math and logic can never express.

The scientific community rarely understand Facist Fashion due to the need to rationalize everything it sees.

by Dat David February 28, 2009

facist

a word describing that which prejudices against the sexily challenged, not to be confused with the similarly spelled "fascist"

Person #1: They don't matter; they're ugly.

Person #2: That's facist!

by Lizard01 July 22, 2012

Faceism

A state of mind in which the Faceist person is convinced that he hates a person for the way their face looks. The goal of Faceism is to elimnate the Undesirables and promote the DESIRABLES. Faceism often includes killing and mindless torture of those who have the UNDESIRABLES. Don't wory plastic surgery will only make your death more painfull. Faceist Groups generaly torture their victims by dunking their heads in boiling water then putting their face on dry-ice.

Leaders who employ Faceism try to eliminate the undesirables.

by North Mountain King April 16, 2009