Fuck me

1) Something you say when you're annoyed

2) Sexual demand

1) "I spilled my beer! Fuck me!!!!!"😑

2) "Fuck me daddy!"

by UltimateDoge July 29, 2022

FUCK ME IN

to trick a dolphin who's going to bed by asking another to TUCK them in only to FUCK them with gummi bears rolling around the bed

the hispters by the AA store will start using it saying 'wow... i asked jamie to come over last night and she really fuck me in! ihiihiihiih"

by derrick the dolphin August 4, 2007

Fuck me

It's people who want to have sex very passionately

"Fuck me baby " said you mamma

by Market handle January 24, 2017

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME

Don’t text me back I don’t like your ugly ass

DONT FUCKING TEXT ME BACK billy

by LàDams November 3, 2022

stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

by its me you know November 22, 2020

fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008

You gotta be fucking kidding me

the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003