European Queef
European Queef by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011
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European grip
Technique used for male masturbation in which the performer grasps the penis palm down instead of palm up.
European grip by gsodthecluck July 17, 2009
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European Tax
The mandatory gratuity American restaurants and bars add to the bill of foreign customers, particularly Europeans, who don't understand or willfully ignore American tipping customs. Also known as the English Tax, Australian Tax, etc.
Bartender 1: Oh shit, another big group of English people. The last time I got stuck serving their kind they stiffed me on a $200 tab.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
Bartender 2: Just hit them with the European Tax, dude.
European Tax by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. April 28, 2011
European Super League
A money-grabbing scheme made by the biggest football clubs in Europe (by their owners) just to be more financially stable and avoid competing with small teams.
European Super League by AYoutubeNomad April 19, 2021
european cross-grip
A sexual position originating in the Italian Riviera, whereby the female is on all fours, and the male enters her from behind. Instead of using the traditional left palm on female's left buttcheek/right palm on female's right buttcheek; the male crosses his arms and inverts his hand position, so that his right palm is on her left buttcheek and his left palm is on her right buttcheek. The difficulty of performing this move properly is directly correlated to the girth of the female's buttocks. It is recommended that those not familiar with this move, should not attempt to perform the european cross grip on a buttocks that exceeds 18 inches in diameter until they are comfortable with their own individual capabilities. This position was popularized in the United States by the independent film The Flats (www.theflatsmovie.com). This move is sometimes used in conjuntion with the the dirty sanchez and the shocker.
european cross-grip by J. Newman & D. Bias September 12, 2005
European Sharking
1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker
3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
European Sharking by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
European Sandalmaker
One who takes a shit on their partners back and then walk on it, only for the most intimate of partners.
"Damn man, my back feels so good my girlfriend is a european sandalmaker and she gave me some sandals last night".
European Sandalmaker by CAMPSTEVENS June 28, 2010