estonian

Estonians are an extremely happy group of people with lineage stemming from the small European nation Estonia. Predominantly blonde haired, blue eyed beauties. You can distinguish "kodu Eestlased" native Estonians from non-Estonian born Estonians by their lanky, disproportionate limbs (ex. legs and arms looking like the appendages of a daddy long leg spider). Real Estonians drink vodka for the most part until they are good and jolly, or black out and engage in activity with the opposite sex that is never really that awkward in the morning (as is often with Americans). With an extremely high tolerance for alcohol, what better way to end a celebratory evening (celebratory evening= anytime 2 or more Estonians are together and drinking) than crossing right arm over left and holding hands in a circle known as Soprus Ring, humming notes and saying prayers in a foreign tongue (Estonian) startling innocent non-Estonian onlookers who imagine they are witnessing cult activity.

Karl has long disproportionate arms and legs and appears to be a Viking. Karl must be an Estonian.

Jaan speaks Russian and attends sportipaev but Ei Raagi Eesti Keel. Jaan is not really an Estonian.

by Markus A September 15, 2006

Elon Musk

A racist entrepreneur who invented Tesla and many other things. A racist person who likes to be a gay dick to people.

“Mom.. Tell Elon Musk to get his poop off my eyes!”

by gayrodger69696969 April 6, 2023

Estonian puzzle

In principle - any unsolvable problem.

Tanel: "My Skype messages never reach my mate who's sitting next to me!"
Urmass: "Chill, it's an Estonian puzzle ;)."

by zaucho May 20, 2009

Elon Tusk

Elon Musk but with tusks.

I just met Elon Tusk!

by Bread_Destroyer November 10, 2020

Estonian mindset

To be afraid of Turkish barbers, herobrine, and wiping.

Steve: Ahhhh!!! A Turkish barber!!!

Carl: Steve you have to stop following the Estonian mindset

by Thebigler July 11, 2023

Word Elongation

The act of adding extra letters to words, typically to the end of the word. This is typically done by females to sound more bubbly, friendly, and cute. Typically only with close female friends or as a way to sound flirty with guys that we have a crush on.

Guy: “Hey, do you want to grab dinner later?”
Girl: “Yassssss ;)”

Word elongation

by LauraKDforeva July 26, 2020

eilon

Is perfect with everything. An Eilon is mostly perfect with his marks at school.

Example: Wow he just got perfect on a test. It must be perfect Eilon

by Better than Zack Donsky January 4, 2017