Eruption

When man pleaded with Satan for the ultimate tortue device that would be feared by men, women, and children alike, he bequeathed Eruption. It is more commonly known as a one minute and forty-two second string of harsh, discordant notes accompanied with drums jumbled together in what has come to be known as the beginning of the end of rock as we know it. The famed bassist Billy Sheehan with his partner in crime Steve Vai can easily out-tap Eddie Van Halen.

When faced with a tough guy, government interrogators will often rely on Eruption as a cruel yet effective tool at forcing victims to cooperate.

by Milae September 4, 2008

Rectal Eruption

When a man or woman (most likely woman) becomes too excited at a moment, a sharp smelling fluid drives out of the anal cavity, thus making warm tingling feeling most related to apple pie.

"Brah, I can totally see your Rectal Eruption!"

"Woah, thanks man!"

by Benjarvus August 27, 2008

Eruption of Pures

The BEST Pure clan on the game known as RuneScape. They are the "Kings of F2P". They are the #1 F2P clan, known for ending clans trips within 30 minutes.

Eruption of Pures rapes Fatality and Mayhem Makers EVERY single weekend.

by Tru X Killer October 26, 2010

Ejumpulate

Jumping while ejaculating to achieve a higher arc or spray.

Ejumpulate: to blast a mighty blast of ejaculate high into the air by jumping simultaneously to climax.

He shot the cieling with a mighty ejumpulation.

"Well, sit down and let me tell you about the art of ejumpulating." "How did it get on the cieling?!"

by Bloodrocutor September 20, 2015

Eumpy

Definition of cool and hot

Omg he's such a Eumpy😍😍

by Nice person UwU January 20, 2022

post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

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by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013

faithful eruption

The act of "blowing a load" in/on/beside the girl you haven't seen in at least 6 months due to a long distance relationship after staying faithful to her for the duration.

I hadn't seen my girl in 8 months, but man ... I gave her the best faithful eruption she's ever had.

by seudoname October 12, 2017