Gentle Epstein

The act of masturbating while receiving a back massage

My girlfriend and I had a Gentle Epstein after she got home from work

by Jon Browngreen October 30, 2020

The Epstein List

Something Donald Trump is on.

Donald Trump is on the Epstein list.

by O' Chungus August 31, 2025

epsteinence

Refraining from getting into sexual relationship with underage women ie. the abstinence from the infamous Jeffrey Epstein's behavior.

Joe: Look at that chick over there!
Jack: Show some epsteinence, mate. She is probably not even 16.

by thing2x January 1, 2022

Epsteined

When someone has sex with you girl and the Israeli Intelligence secretly record video to blackmail him later

Alex Jones got epsteined, he never talks about Israel anymore and changes the subject when asked about it.
Elon Musk got epsteined. After epsteining him, the Zionists took over Twitter.

by Alex_Jones_the_real January 12, 2024

Epstein Island

Where Perverts go to have 'Cheese Pizza Parties.'

'Yo what was Bill Clinton doing on Epstein Island?'

'Cheese Pizza'

by Masihiun March 11, 2024

Epstein Activities

Activities pedophiles would do, such as grooming and sexting.

Why do most YouTubers who hit their popular stunt start partaking in Epstein Activities?

by fberibbop March 5, 2024

Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter

that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet

by theurbanverman September 2, 2025